yer special ed....
ok by special ed., i swear i meant edition n not callin ya mentally challenged...er' wuz i?.....hell da jury is still out on most of ya......or is it me?.....lol
well what a freakin day!!!...lol...ok but b4 i go on bout t-day..lemme talk bout yesterday...
okies, so i get off..(ok you pervs...i meant get off of the computer..)...hang out w/ da lil family, get alot of snacks together, whipped up one of them there no bake cheesecakes for the next day, n loaded da grinch movie for the kiddies..since it was gonna be a quiet night i decided to go w/ snacks n movies...we ran outta diapers (not a good thing when 1 child is on antibiotics )...n da freakin store was closed...grrrr, but motherlesbianinlaw w/ "girlfriend" casey stopped off a convienience type store on da way ova, got size 4 diapers, lmao lil small but i wasn't bout to complain,lol...they get ova to da house we get some more snacks together n ordered chinese food...HEY!!...i wasn't cookin,lmao...we gotta 2004 wall scroll calendar ...after that we watched national lampoons christmas vacation...( "where's eddie?..he usually eats these damn things".."no eddie doesn't eat them anymore since he read squirrels are high in cholesterol"..."thanks catherine")...after that movie how could one not put on the 24 hours of a christmas story??? ( the heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the air)...then alex began to worry that santa wouldn't come cuz they were still up, chris was determined to stay up n see santa i tryed tellin him if he stayed up santa would know n not show up, thus sendin alex into a frenzy tellin chris not to ruin christmas, lmao... casey said to motherlesbianinlaw "ya ready to go cher?"...i spit diet coke all ova muhself..um does that make casey sonny?....(fyi...motherlesbianlaws name is rose,lol...)...after the goodbyes, i told her to be here by 7 a.m..n then they were off...we did the pee's n teeth, got santas cookies n milk ready then tucked em all in bed n put on the ole "yule log" channel for em to go to sleep to...i wasn't feelin too good so i left da movie star to do da dirty work n i took muh lil happy ass to bed...i planned on dat goose'in but feelin bad sidelined dat,lol...i fell asleep watch'in da yule log too but got up around 1 n slithered upstairs, good thing too...dirty work was done, but da damn turkey was still in da sink thawin n da movie star was asleep on da couch...i put it in da fridge, hit him on da head n told him to go to bed..
next thing i know outta sheer instict i kinda jolted up..i look ova, da movie star was wide awake starin at me..i'm like uh..what time is it?..he says 7:30...i said uh i told yer mom 7...in those 2 minutes timmy starts screamin he has pee pee ..(this means..you damn woman get yer ass up here n change me)...i go up look out da window, motherlesbianinlaw is asleep in her car in our driveway, LMAO...gary goes n gets her..(she was frozen, didn't wanna run da car for fear she'd wake her angels..)...i go in to change timmy, alex darts up, yells to chris to get up n in warp speed i see 2 bodies go flying from their beds n around da corner...i tell timmy santa came but he cryed..didn't want nuttin to do wiff it at dat point..n cakie was spread eagle on her back catchin flys, no gettin dat girl up,lol..i go in the living room, alex n chris were already goin to town..timmy finally came in n i helped him w/ his presents, most of which were vehicles w/ different size wheels, the boy was thrilled to say the least...miss midol finally joined us n jumped right in..she got lots of dollies n lotsa dress up stuff, omg you'd die a bratz suitcase full of all kinds of dress up stuff, i'm in heaven,lol...i sliced muh finger right open on a pair of scissors tryin to open up a my little baby (micropet baby..worst gift so far, she doesn't stop cryin n googlin )...i was treated right away tho, motherlesbianinlaw stocked all da kids w/ a box of band-aids..chris gave me a blues clues one w/ joe on it,lol..after bout 3 hours n a destroyed house..i put a christmas story back on,lol...timmy was in his glory, it just kept going n going......we set off to start dinner, motherlesbianinlaw left n we began clean-up for the next batch of company..my family (inset creepy music here...either that or the music played whenever the bumpas hounds were on a christmas story,lol)..we bs'ed, ate snacks, opened more gifts, uhhuh more loud toys...n readied ourselves for dinner...chris conked out on da recliner, but we ate dinner...woohooo dat freakin turkey oh my lord...no sorry folks no sex...still wasn't feelin quite right...i'm horny as hell now tho..., too bad tho da movie star is puttin a computer chair together for my mother..n besides i'm writin this novel...lol...
yes you've waited for the next family dinner,lol...this one too had its share of um..out of context dialog...such as...when talkin bout all da sickness surroundin us this past cpl weeks...my mother exclaiming to my dad how she's never really known my grandmother to get diarehhea ..n when lisa said she was goin to get a cpl friends, mom said well don't plan on stayin cuz her n dad were gonna be downstairs ..i'm like hang on what day is it?..thursday, hmm isn't date night on saturday?..lmao...i said oh dear twice in one week..my moms eyes lit up n said oh yes its christmas...best presents are the ones ya don't buy..i'm dyin, dads like..well i say don't put off til tomorrow what ya can do today..i swear i almost pissed muhself..i said to gary who was in the kitchen..you hearin this?..he yells back...i'm trying not too......n lisa said something about big meatballs givin her heartburn..my mom fires back, well its the big balls givin ya troubles now but the small ones are the ones ya played with n got in trouble to begin with..my god i'm related to these people......oh n keep in mind my dad (who had to sit next to his lil princess katie)..is arguin n eggin her on all through dinner, tellin her to stuff it n buzz off,lol...i swear its not me givin her the attitude..although i was called on giving her a super huge mego-ego..what?..just cuz i ask her about 50 times a day..hey cakie?..what mommy?..who's pretty?..meeeeeee....lmao....i'm guilty as hell but i'd rather her have self esteem than none,lol...oh i'm gonna pay royally for this in 10 years i'm thinkin...lol...
after dessert, lisa ran for the door...prolly gotta get back in time for a 2 minute pay phone collect call from the fruit in jail ..ok i'll be nice...jackass...lol..mom n dad soon followed, don't worry tho, moms holiday party w/ more whacks from my side of da family is saturday (ya haven't met muh religious not all right in da head aunt lizzie-tish yet....she makes mom look good...skeery huh?...lol)..
thats really bout it, we put the kids to bed, timmy n cakie watchin their new tv santa brought em..n alex n chris glued to their gameboys in bed...da movie star n i will prolly watch jeepers creepers 2 ..then i'll prolly wander back here for a bit..i'm purty tired tho..i reorganized all da shit under the tree bout 5 times so far..n i know by the time i step foot in the living room tomorrow mornin i'll have to do it again..i hope everyone had a great day..loved yer email opal, even tho muh eyes were fixated on da right side on everything for the next half hour,lol...i'm thinkin everyone should post their day..i know we aren't the only brave souls ...new years is up next..i wanna wish everyone the best of health n happiness n i hope we can all share alotta smiles n laffs together..i luvs yall...
coopy
well what a freakin day!!!...lol...ok but b4 i go on bout t-day..lemme talk bout yesterday...
okies, so i get off..(ok you pervs...i meant get off of the computer..)...hang out w/ da lil family, get alot of snacks together, whipped up one of them there no bake cheesecakes for the next day, n loaded da grinch movie for the kiddies..since it was gonna be a quiet night i decided to go w/ snacks n movies...we ran outta diapers (not a good thing when 1 child is on antibiotics )...n da freakin store was closed...grrrr, but motherlesbianinlaw w/ "girlfriend" casey stopped off a convienience type store on da way ova, got size 4 diapers, lmao lil small but i wasn't bout to complain,lol...they get ova to da house we get some more snacks together n ordered chinese food...HEY!!...i wasn't cookin,lmao...we gotta 2004 wall scroll calendar ...after that we watched national lampoons christmas vacation...( "where's eddie?..he usually eats these damn things".."no eddie doesn't eat them anymore since he read squirrels are high in cholesterol"..."thanks catherine")...after that movie how could one not put on the 24 hours of a christmas story??? ( the heavenly aroma still hung heavy in the air)...then alex began to worry that santa wouldn't come cuz they were still up, chris was determined to stay up n see santa i tryed tellin him if he stayed up santa would know n not show up, thus sendin alex into a frenzy tellin chris not to ruin christmas, lmao... casey said to motherlesbianinlaw "ya ready to go cher?"...i spit diet coke all ova muhself..um does that make casey sonny?....(fyi...motherlesbianlaws name is rose,lol...)...after the goodbyes, i told her to be here by 7 a.m..n then they were off...we did the pee's n teeth, got santas cookies n milk ready then tucked em all in bed n put on the ole "yule log" channel for em to go to sleep to...i wasn't feelin too good so i left da movie star to do da dirty work n i took muh lil happy ass to bed...i planned on dat goose'in but feelin bad sidelined dat,lol...i fell asleep watch'in da yule log too but got up around 1 n slithered upstairs, good thing too...dirty work was done, but da damn turkey was still in da sink thawin n da movie star was asleep on da couch...i put it in da fridge, hit him on da head n told him to go to bed..
next thing i know outta sheer instict i kinda jolted up..i look ova, da movie star was wide awake starin at me..i'm like uh..what time is it?..he says 7:30...i said uh i told yer mom 7...in those 2 minutes timmy starts screamin he has pee pee ..(this means..you damn woman get yer ass up here n change me)...i go up look out da window, motherlesbianinlaw is asleep in her car in our driveway, LMAO...gary goes n gets her..(she was frozen, didn't wanna run da car for fear she'd wake her angels..)...i go in to change timmy, alex darts up, yells to chris to get up n in warp speed i see 2 bodies go flying from their beds n around da corner...i tell timmy santa came but he cryed..didn't want nuttin to do wiff it at dat point..n cakie was spread eagle on her back catchin flys, no gettin dat girl up,lol..i go in the living room, alex n chris were already goin to town..timmy finally came in n i helped him w/ his presents, most of which were vehicles w/ different size wheels, the boy was thrilled to say the least...miss midol finally joined us n jumped right in..she got lots of dollies n lotsa dress up stuff, omg you'd die a bratz suitcase full of all kinds of dress up stuff, i'm in heaven,lol...i sliced muh finger right open on a pair of scissors tryin to open up a my little baby (micropet baby..worst gift so far, she doesn't stop cryin n googlin )...i was treated right away tho, motherlesbianinlaw stocked all da kids w/ a box of band-aids..chris gave me a blues clues one w/ joe on it,lol..after bout 3 hours n a destroyed house..i put a christmas story back on,lol...timmy was in his glory, it just kept going n going......we set off to start dinner, motherlesbianinlaw left n we began clean-up for the next batch of company..my family (inset creepy music here...either that or the music played whenever the bumpas hounds were on a christmas story,lol)..we bs'ed, ate snacks, opened more gifts, uhhuh more loud toys...n readied ourselves for dinner...chris conked out on da recliner, but we ate dinner...woohooo dat freakin turkey oh my lord...no sorry folks no sex...still wasn't feelin quite right...i'm horny as hell now tho..., too bad tho da movie star is puttin a computer chair together for my mother..n besides i'm writin this novel...lol...
yes you've waited for the next family dinner,lol...this one too had its share of um..out of context dialog...such as...when talkin bout all da sickness surroundin us this past cpl weeks...my mother exclaiming to my dad how she's never really known my grandmother to get diarehhea ..n when lisa said she was goin to get a cpl friends, mom said well don't plan on stayin cuz her n dad were gonna be downstairs ..i'm like hang on what day is it?..thursday, hmm isn't date night on saturday?..lmao...i said oh dear twice in one week..my moms eyes lit up n said oh yes its christmas...best presents are the ones ya don't buy..i'm dyin, dads like..well i say don't put off til tomorrow what ya can do today..i swear i almost pissed muhself..i said to gary who was in the kitchen..you hearin this?..he yells back...i'm trying not too......n lisa said something about big meatballs givin her heartburn..my mom fires back, well its the big balls givin ya troubles now but the small ones are the ones ya played with n got in trouble to begin with..my god i'm related to these people......oh n keep in mind my dad (who had to sit next to his lil princess katie)..is arguin n eggin her on all through dinner, tellin her to stuff it n buzz off,lol...i swear its not me givin her the attitude..although i was called on giving her a super huge mego-ego..what?..just cuz i ask her about 50 times a day..hey cakie?..what mommy?..who's pretty?..meeeeeee....lmao....i'm guilty as hell but i'd rather her have self esteem than none,lol...oh i'm gonna pay royally for this in 10 years i'm thinkin...lol...
after dessert, lisa ran for the door...prolly gotta get back in time for a 2 minute pay phone collect call from the fruit in jail ..ok i'll be nice...jackass...lol..mom n dad soon followed, don't worry tho, moms holiday party w/ more whacks from my side of da family is saturday (ya haven't met muh religious not all right in da head aunt lizzie-tish yet....she makes mom look good...skeery huh?...lol)..
thats really bout it, we put the kids to bed, timmy n cakie watchin their new tv santa brought em..n alex n chris glued to their gameboys in bed...da movie star n i will prolly watch jeepers creepers 2 ..then i'll prolly wander back here for a bit..i'm purty tired tho..i reorganized all da shit under the tree bout 5 times so far..n i know by the time i step foot in the living room tomorrow mornin i'll have to do it again..i hope everyone had a great day..loved yer email opal, even tho muh eyes were fixated on da right side on everything for the next half hour,lol...i'm thinkin everyone should post their day..i know we aren't the only brave souls ...new years is up next..i wanna wish everyone the best of health n happiness n i hope we can all share alotta smiles n laffs together..i luvs yall...
coopy
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