call me a slacker now....nanana poo poo
ahhh yes, tis i, tis yer weekly edition of my insanity...i figured i have the free time now, and a quiet house finally (more to come on dat....) and well i have no company in my bush..LMAO...ok so bush just doesn't sound right but i ain't sayin my tree...no branches here i tell ya...ok ok what do i call it?.....ahhh yes how bout muh love shack , yeah there we go...ok right now muh shack is vacant,lol...
ok i'm just destressin over one hell of a week...bare with me iffin i get too silly...lol
so...lemme tell ya bout thursday...kk it was hubbys birthday iffin ya keepin track...well i marinated steaks overnight in his honor (my kids don't like it..sidenote...it'll all come together i swear) and while the bigger boys were at school timmy, cakie and muhself made a cake and frosted it and decorated it...then when the boys came home the 4 kids got out crayons and paper and made him birthday cards...kk and since da christmas party for his work was friday night we had to go do our grocery shoppin, we had motherlesbianinlaw all lined up...til she called soundin like death sayin she couldn't make it she was sick...panic hit, i called lisa...nuttin, no one could come, so knowin that, i got the kids all ready for school friday and homework done then dinner, figuring we'd all pile in the van and go shoppin...well the movie star strolls in an hour late (myself and the kids had already eaten) he's tryin too hard to talk so i knew he went out drinkin.. ohhhhh i was fuckin livid...i bitched..he ate dinner, avoided the kids who wanted to hang on him, we had no cake..all he wanted to do was sleep on the couch......oh i wasn't pretty, i wanted nothing more than to throw the fuckin cake at him...not to mention now shopping was off and i had to deal with the kids who wanted to go out...of course 1 simple little phone call to me would've been more than sufficient, i coulda said ok no prob have a drink but don't get crazy cuz we gotta go out..apparently i'm not worth that decency...its ok tho, my bunny will profit greatly from his mistake...as for him, not my problem ...
friday, well as far as i had known, the christmas party was off on account of his sorry ass'ishness from the previous nights fiasco, we needed stuff for the 2 parties so we were going shoppin...yup again coopy is stuck at home, no party for me...yeah i was lookin forward to it, to a certain degree but on the other hand it was a relief that i was spared a night w/ the whole clan of grease monkeys.....when alex and chris got home from school we had cake for snack, uhhuh we sure did.....then about a half hour from his quittin time, his boss calls me and tells me he's been trying to get us a sitter all day and he couldn't but i had to find a way to get gary to the party on account of him getting an award..oh great i'm pissed off at the fuck and now i'm supposed to put a smile on and say go, have fun???...fuckkkkkkkkkk dat....i told him he prolly wouldn't go cuz we were fightin...well more like me ignorin and him ignorin...but he kept callin and beggin..i called motherlesbianinlaw and she said once again she couldn't come because of her "virus"......so now i'm supposed to squeeze in shoppin then have him ready for 7?...again fuckkkkkkkkk dat...timmy had just fallen asleep when gary got in so i wasn't about to wake him up...i told gary he had to go and he argued it wasn't fair to me...to which i responded no nothings ever fair to me but i've learned to deal...truth hurts..oh well, he decided to take the older boys to the store....a few calls from the boss again then hubby again and when they got home he had basically been bullied into going and within 15 minutes he was gone...yeah i was still pissed but i really like when he isn't home too,lol...of course he pissed me off a whole lot more when he fell in about 1:30 in the mornin drunk off his ass..gary doesn't know when to stop and it pisses me off, he doesn't get drunk but maybe a half dozen times of year but still, lol...its my job to bitch!!!...i swear within him being home 5 minutes he got down to bed and for the next 15 minutes i heard bowl worshippin...yeah that pissed me off more and i got muh shit from downstairs and took up on da couch..
friday also brought...Brown Bear...chris gets off the bus w/ this bag and i swear as soon as i saw it i cringed...ok what it is is chris was picked as star of the week, this entitles him to bring Brown Bear home and this damn bear lemme tell ya, although yes cute and cuddly...is a pain in the god darned ass!!!...see whatcha gotta do is, the damn bear comes w/ a journal..you need to chronicle brown bears entire day by day stay w/ your child..of course kindergarten kids can't write so who does it???...uhhuh...SUCKER....ok and not only did friday bring the added pain in the ass brown bear, but..it brought one hell of a last minute weather forecast..ok i swear in less than 24 hours we went from ok folks this is gonna be like 1-3 inches (no sweat for us damn upstaters)...to...ok folks it's gonna be a helluva storm...18-20 inches...great i'm thinkin there go the parties...and the dips waiting in the fridge i had spent da night makin..
saturday mornin, 1 look out the window and we knew we had to call off the family party...chris was so sad but it couldn't be helped, there was a foot out there already and it was a white out...2 of hubbys good friends defy'd mother nature tho just to cheer chris up and bring him his present...that was sweet....we let chris play playstation games most of the day and i decided i wasn't cookin so we ordered chinese (blizzard or not the chinese are always open) and gary and a friend went to the store for the cake we were supposed to have had for the family party...figured i'd use it for the kids party since even during the storm saturday i still had parents rsvp'in......(sidenote!!!...woohooooo the cake meant i didn't have to make cupcakes!!)...
sunday mornin brought more snow but coming to a stop they said, parents callin sayin they're still comin, us decoratin and shovelin out...i made mass amounts of hot chocolate for the kids and we were ready...i think we had a total of 10 classmates then my 4..not bad they were all well behaved, yes about 8 parents stayed....3 dads (including the hot gym teacher omg his ass, i think my eyes were glued there,lol) and 4 moms..(yeah a cpl i'd even do,lol)...they had a blast painting and glittering their christmas magnets...omg the mess was so minimal i was shocked and pleased..cleanup was quick, we were praised as being very efficient and soon they were off...ah yes i should mention here..we had a total accumulation of 30 inches by afternoon when it was all said and done with..(I HATE THIS SHIT!!!! )...as the kids left...mom, dad, gram, lisa, and mango came in...they were coming for chris and they were buyin dinner too,lol...we ordered, sat around and bs'd while cakie yelled at everyone and timmy threw about 4 shit fits jus cuz he was exhausted,lol..da fruit went to get the food and when he came back we all sat down to eat......yes it was yer typical coopy family dinner, can't get away from the smut...we talked about how mom uses her breasts as a cup holder and dad and mom out shovelin the previous night, only for him to send mom in early on account of her not strainin the needed parts for "date night"......gary havin a weak stomach and a lil more than tmi factored him leavin da room,lol...they always eat and run so pretty soon after dinner they all took off and it was time to put the kids to bed, thank goodness!!!...long effin weekend i tell ya...now i gotta do my damn brown bear journal, i'm proud of myself this time i did my journal entry every night, w/ alex i forgot about it and had to do it all sunday night...omg tho'...this year brown bear came home w/ a note attatched...please wash me before i go back to school......great something else to do, i didn't have to w/ alex, jeepers creepers i'm holding out for a brown bear free kindergarten class when its timmys turn for school......so now i'll go toss brown bear in da damn dryer and do my final journal entry and with any luck..change outta my glittery painted shirt have some hot chocolate and put up a no vacancy sign in da love shack...
anyone wanting snow?...i can spare a foot or two..just lemme know...god i hate this shit...and to think this is only the first storm.......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....now i gotta watch my every move, i will not bust muh ass this year!!!!!...lol...ya believe me?...me either,lol...well lets hope not at least,lol...
coopy
ok i'm just destressin over one hell of a week...bare with me iffin i get too silly...lol
so...lemme tell ya bout thursday...kk it was hubbys birthday iffin ya keepin track...well i marinated steaks overnight in his honor (my kids don't like it..sidenote...it'll all come together i swear) and while the bigger boys were at school timmy, cakie and muhself made a cake and frosted it and decorated it...then when the boys came home the 4 kids got out crayons and paper and made him birthday cards...kk and since da christmas party for his work was friday night we had to go do our grocery shoppin, we had motherlesbianinlaw all lined up...til she called soundin like death sayin she couldn't make it she was sick...panic hit, i called lisa...nuttin, no one could come, so knowin that, i got the kids all ready for school friday and homework done then dinner, figuring we'd all pile in the van and go shoppin...well the movie star strolls in an hour late (myself and the kids had already eaten) he's tryin too hard to talk so i knew he went out drinkin.. ohhhhh i was fuckin livid...i bitched..he ate dinner, avoided the kids who wanted to hang on him, we had no cake..all he wanted to do was sleep on the couch......oh i wasn't pretty, i wanted nothing more than to throw the fuckin cake at him...not to mention now shopping was off and i had to deal with the kids who wanted to go out...of course 1 simple little phone call to me would've been more than sufficient, i coulda said ok no prob have a drink but don't get crazy cuz we gotta go out..apparently i'm not worth that decency...its ok tho, my bunny will profit greatly from his mistake...as for him, not my problem ...
friday, well as far as i had known, the christmas party was off on account of his sorry ass'ishness from the previous nights fiasco, we needed stuff for the 2 parties so we were going shoppin...yup again coopy is stuck at home, no party for me...yeah i was lookin forward to it, to a certain degree but on the other hand it was a relief that i was spared a night w/ the whole clan of grease monkeys.....when alex and chris got home from school we had cake for snack, uhhuh we sure did.....then about a half hour from his quittin time, his boss calls me and tells me he's been trying to get us a sitter all day and he couldn't but i had to find a way to get gary to the party on account of him getting an award..oh great i'm pissed off at the fuck and now i'm supposed to put a smile on and say go, have fun???...fuckkkkkkkkkk dat....i told him he prolly wouldn't go cuz we were fightin...well more like me ignorin and him ignorin...but he kept callin and beggin..i called motherlesbianinlaw and she said once again she couldn't come because of her "virus"......so now i'm supposed to squeeze in shoppin then have him ready for 7?...again fuckkkkkkkkk dat...timmy had just fallen asleep when gary got in so i wasn't about to wake him up...i told gary he had to go and he argued it wasn't fair to me...to which i responded no nothings ever fair to me but i've learned to deal...truth hurts..oh well, he decided to take the older boys to the store....a few calls from the boss again then hubby again and when they got home he had basically been bullied into going and within 15 minutes he was gone...yeah i was still pissed but i really like when he isn't home too,lol...of course he pissed me off a whole lot more when he fell in about 1:30 in the mornin drunk off his ass..gary doesn't know when to stop and it pisses me off, he doesn't get drunk but maybe a half dozen times of year but still, lol...its my job to bitch!!!...i swear within him being home 5 minutes he got down to bed and for the next 15 minutes i heard bowl worshippin...yeah that pissed me off more and i got muh shit from downstairs and took up on da couch..
friday also brought...Brown Bear...chris gets off the bus w/ this bag and i swear as soon as i saw it i cringed...ok what it is is chris was picked as star of the week, this entitles him to bring Brown Bear home and this damn bear lemme tell ya, although yes cute and cuddly...is a pain in the god darned ass!!!...see whatcha gotta do is, the damn bear comes w/ a journal..you need to chronicle brown bears entire day by day stay w/ your child..of course kindergarten kids can't write so who does it???...uhhuh...SUCKER....ok and not only did friday bring the added pain in the ass brown bear, but..it brought one hell of a last minute weather forecast..ok i swear in less than 24 hours we went from ok folks this is gonna be like 1-3 inches (no sweat for us damn upstaters)...to...ok folks it's gonna be a helluva storm...18-20 inches...great i'm thinkin there go the parties...and the dips waiting in the fridge i had spent da night makin..
saturday mornin, 1 look out the window and we knew we had to call off the family party...chris was so sad but it couldn't be helped, there was a foot out there already and it was a white out...2 of hubbys good friends defy'd mother nature tho just to cheer chris up and bring him his present...that was sweet....we let chris play playstation games most of the day and i decided i wasn't cookin so we ordered chinese (blizzard or not the chinese are always open) and gary and a friend went to the store for the cake we were supposed to have had for the family party...figured i'd use it for the kids party since even during the storm saturday i still had parents rsvp'in......(sidenote!!!...woohooooo the cake meant i didn't have to make cupcakes!!)...
sunday mornin brought more snow but coming to a stop they said, parents callin sayin they're still comin, us decoratin and shovelin out...i made mass amounts of hot chocolate for the kids and we were ready...i think we had a total of 10 classmates then my 4..not bad they were all well behaved, yes about 8 parents stayed....3 dads (including the hot gym teacher omg his ass, i think my eyes were glued there,lol) and 4 moms..(yeah a cpl i'd even do,lol)...they had a blast painting and glittering their christmas magnets...omg the mess was so minimal i was shocked and pleased..cleanup was quick, we were praised as being very efficient and soon they were off...ah yes i should mention here..we had a total accumulation of 30 inches by afternoon when it was all said and done with..(I HATE THIS SHIT!!!! )...as the kids left...mom, dad, gram, lisa, and mango came in...they were coming for chris and they were buyin dinner too,lol...we ordered, sat around and bs'd while cakie yelled at everyone and timmy threw about 4 shit fits jus cuz he was exhausted,lol..da fruit went to get the food and when he came back we all sat down to eat......yes it was yer typical coopy family dinner, can't get away from the smut...we talked about how mom uses her breasts as a cup holder and dad and mom out shovelin the previous night, only for him to send mom in early on account of her not strainin the needed parts for "date night"......gary havin a weak stomach and a lil more than tmi factored him leavin da room,lol...they always eat and run so pretty soon after dinner they all took off and it was time to put the kids to bed, thank goodness!!!...long effin weekend i tell ya...now i gotta do my damn brown bear journal, i'm proud of myself this time i did my journal entry every night, w/ alex i forgot about it and had to do it all sunday night...omg tho'...this year brown bear came home w/ a note attatched...please wash me before i go back to school......great something else to do, i didn't have to w/ alex, jeepers creepers i'm holding out for a brown bear free kindergarten class when its timmys turn for school......so now i'll go toss brown bear in da damn dryer and do my final journal entry and with any luck..change outta my glittery painted shirt have some hot chocolate and put up a no vacancy sign in da love shack...
anyone wanting snow?...i can spare a foot or two..just lemme know...god i hate this shit...and to think this is only the first storm.......grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr....now i gotta watch my every move, i will not bust muh ass this year!!!!!...lol...ya believe me?...me either,lol...well lets hope not at least,lol...
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