coopy chronicle...yes, AGAIN...lol
woooooooooo, ok free hour...and i'm feelin froggy... time to get creative...
ok omg i told ya i'd leave shit out from thanksgiving,lol...opal reminded me bout my moms response to my darling lil sister lisa callin her a slut...(ok new peeps, lisa is preggers by mango (da fruit) and got dat way after 4 months...oh and she's 18,lol..)...anywho...mom responded w/ a..."do not go there you have no room to talk"...ok again mom couldn't be a slut iffin she tried but was fricken funny to hear her give it back to the witch,lol...
holy and omg this was soooo funny...so i'm makin the stuffing at our house before we head out to pee b4 church & international bank of dads house...i get it all in da pan and put it in da oven..i forgot to cover it and guess what...outta foil......ok lil inside info, we call our neighbors every year w/out fail for foil, we always forget, lmao, it's tradition,lol...so i say hey...call dominick for a piece of foil...gary decides no he'll find something, cussin me out under his breath for forgettin the damn foil again...lol...no foil...he decides (being the brilliant genius i married..) to put a piece of wax paper over it...YES I SAID WAX PAPER...thank god he is good in bed......ok so yes he closes da door, and voila...smoke...he opens da door, grabs it..it catches fire...i'm freakin...lol....he's freakin blowin on it...i'm sayin..."hey einstein ya don't fan da freakin flame...put it in da sink..." he did then proceeds to say..."well ok then, i'll call dominick for that foil now..." ....
friday i vowed not to go out into all that shoppin crap...but, then i remembered this friday night is da company christmas party...please pray for me this year..i really think i will drop dead on da floor if they decide to give him another 197something parts truck as a bonus......still no eyesores in da driveway, woohooo...still early yet tho,lol...anywho...no time to go out and get chris a present so we had to.....i gotta say it wasn't that bad...parking lot was worse than inside of wal-mart...we walked out w/a bunch of deals too and we got chris his first student guitar...should be interesting but hey i'm all about givin him an opportunity...ah yes and when we got out to da van and unloaded the shoppin cart we had also walked out w/ eyeshadow, lmao...uhhuh w/out payin..total opps,lol...we did dat before once bout 6 years ago when alex was a baby, lil teal octopus just walked outta there w/out being scanned,lol...ah well whatdya gonna do?......omg and then we went grocery shoppin..we get to da checkout and there was a girl baggin who was just yappin away w/ a cpl of the male co-workers..outta no where she says.."i wanna be a nun"...then "do ya gotta be religious to be a nun?.."...in my most sweetest w/ no hints of sarcasm at all coopy voice ..i reply "it helps.."...LOL....freakin ditz...
saturday i decorated for christmas while gary pissed me off in da garage w/ his friends all day buildin their new "project", a freakin mini bike......i'm against it...i hate it and i was pissed,lol...they all finally came in that night and i was sittin on da couch wearin a huge bitch look...the guys were like laffin at me sayin..."look at da grouch on da couch..."..BASTARDS,lol...i told em to bite me and when they left i had a few things to say to da movie star,lol......he put muh tree up tho,lol...
sunday mornin, takin full advantage of my madness from da previous night , we went out for breakfast...was just he and i w/ bonnie and clyde (motherlesbianinlaw had decided last minute to take alex& chris overnight...woohoo if i had been puttin out,lol...) after breakfast we hit a few stores...coopy found herself at da jewelery store ...i said hmm bout time for new earrings...he said well ya see anything?...i said well two have caught my eye...i get the lady to take em out...1/4 carat diamond hoops and 1/2 carat diamond hoops...i'm like well the 1/4 are nice but i really like da 1/2...he's like get whatever ya want...$$$$$....but alas i went w/ da 1/4 carats cuz i thought the 1/2s were too flashy for everyday wear...lemme tell ya i was kickin myself in da ass all day for not gettin the others.......BUT!!!...muh birfday is next month so i told him now he knows what i want......i'm just yer typical schemin woman, lmao...
ok from here on out my life gets crazy and calms down again after valentines day...its back to back birthdays...christmas and anniversary......i know yer thinkin..woohoo that just means more stories....yes, yes it does,lol...tomorrow is chris' birthday i slaved over his class' cupcake cones today...i'll bring em in tomorrow before learnin centers, actually i gotta go early as to not blow the cover on his surprise...lol...see they do a thing called mystery reader in his class...the 2 kindergarten classes convene and a mystery guest is brought in w/ the aid of a teacher (w/ a box over their head that goes about waist length..)...the kids get like 3 minutes to ask the guest questions like..."are you um ichabods mom?..)...the box will shake yes or no til they get it right or give up...then the person takes da box off...surprise, kids are happy, and the person reads a story to the classes...goofy yet cute,lol...well...motherlesbianinlaw is the mystery reader tomorrow..chris will freak,lol...she went out and bought new clothes and shoes so he couldn't cheat,lol...then tomorrow night she'll take him to the teddy bear factory and he'll get his bear...
da movie stars birthday is thursday, not much goin on there...he got a surround sound system from us for his birthday...hahaha yes its out of the box and all up...freakin thing i hate it,lol...too loud, grrr i need to hear chat dammit,lol...and me and the terror twins will make him a cake thursday...i got a candle that says over da hill in da shape of a headstone and its musical, it plays da funeral march, LOL...
friday night again...da damn christmas party...imma freeze muh lil white arse off i tell ya, wearin a long black tank dress...gotta show up the girlfriend ...
saturday is chris' family party...this one doesn't worry me, just family...will be laughs i'm sure...
but sunday ...ok i've had 7 kids rsvp...including adrianna ...and the final rsvp date is friday...i'm skeered...i was tellin opal i made gary nail da tree to the floor,lmao...OMG...ok since we couldn't go out to da craft store friday night, motherlesbianinlaw offered to go for us and get the crafts for his spawn gathering...we were grateful, we gave her our ideas...she comes here sunday w/ a HUGE bag full of wooden christmas shapes, magnetic strip, paints, glue, scissors, stick-ons, paintbrushes...and (sit-down please...) GLITTER...WTF?????...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i coulda choked her i swear...she spent 49 dollars on all that shit and says ok i'm not buyin the cake you're on your own for that, i spent too much on this... WTF!!!...that was sooo not our freakin idea...i hope gary is ready cuz i'm thinkin i feel a debilitating migraine coming on sunday...and omg to make it worse...i asked lisa and da fruit to help...she called today backin out..i dunno her nipples are leakin er' sumfin stupid......anywho...seamus' mom called to rsvp...she asked if parents could stay or if i wanted them just to be dropped off......i said well you're welcome to stay but it's gonna be chaotic..lol...she said she'd be more than happy to stay and give us a hand...god bless her,lol...whoever she is,lol...hey maybe she'll be hot...lol...da coach's daughter is coming and he's effin hot maybe he'll come and stay.....anywho..anyone willing to contribute to the COOPY PADDED CELL FUND...see opal,lol....it'll be sumfin i'm sure...pray for me...please?...lol
okies this is soooooooooooooooooo long...iffin this were yahoo inches i'd be john holmes...woohoo me...lol...yes im an ass...but at least i'm not a jizz guzzlin butt munch..i still laff at dat bro...and yes...keep on muh arse to delete him next thursday...i will...i promise...scouts honor and all dat shit...kk goofballs...lol, muahsss and gropesssssss and see ya'll soon...
coopy
ok omg i told ya i'd leave shit out from thanksgiving,lol...opal reminded me bout my moms response to my darling lil sister lisa callin her a slut...(ok new peeps, lisa is preggers by mango (da fruit) and got dat way after 4 months...oh and she's 18,lol..)...anywho...mom responded w/ a..."do not go there you have no room to talk"...ok again mom couldn't be a slut iffin she tried but was fricken funny to hear her give it back to the witch,lol...
holy and omg this was soooo funny...so i'm makin the stuffing at our house before we head out to pee b4 church & international bank of dads house...i get it all in da pan and put it in da oven..i forgot to cover it and guess what...outta foil......ok lil inside info, we call our neighbors every year w/out fail for foil, we always forget, lmao, it's tradition,lol...so i say hey...call dominick for a piece of foil...gary decides no he'll find something, cussin me out under his breath for forgettin the damn foil again...lol...no foil...he decides (being the brilliant genius i married..) to put a piece of wax paper over it...YES I SAID WAX PAPER...thank god he is good in bed......ok so yes he closes da door, and voila...smoke...he opens da door, grabs it..it catches fire...i'm freakin...lol....he's freakin blowin on it...i'm sayin..."hey einstein ya don't fan da freakin flame...put it in da sink..." he did then proceeds to say..."well ok then, i'll call dominick for that foil now..." ....
friday i vowed not to go out into all that shoppin crap...but, then i remembered this friday night is da company christmas party...please pray for me this year..i really think i will drop dead on da floor if they decide to give him another 197something parts truck as a bonus......still no eyesores in da driveway, woohooo...still early yet tho,lol...anywho...no time to go out and get chris a present so we had to.....i gotta say it wasn't that bad...parking lot was worse than inside of wal-mart...we walked out w/a bunch of deals too and we got chris his first student guitar...should be interesting but hey i'm all about givin him an opportunity...ah yes and when we got out to da van and unloaded the shoppin cart we had also walked out w/ eyeshadow, lmao...uhhuh w/out payin..total opps,lol...we did dat before once bout 6 years ago when alex was a baby, lil teal octopus just walked outta there w/out being scanned,lol...ah well whatdya gonna do?......omg and then we went grocery shoppin..we get to da checkout and there was a girl baggin who was just yappin away w/ a cpl of the male co-workers..outta no where she says.."i wanna be a nun"...then "do ya gotta be religious to be a nun?.."...in my most sweetest w/ no hints of sarcasm at all coopy voice ..i reply "it helps.."...LOL....freakin ditz...
saturday i decorated for christmas while gary pissed me off in da garage w/ his friends all day buildin their new "project", a freakin mini bike......i'm against it...i hate it and i was pissed,lol...they all finally came in that night and i was sittin on da couch wearin a huge bitch look...the guys were like laffin at me sayin..."look at da grouch on da couch..."..BASTARDS,lol...i told em to bite me and when they left i had a few things to say to da movie star,lol......he put muh tree up tho,lol...
sunday mornin, takin full advantage of my madness from da previous night , we went out for breakfast...was just he and i w/ bonnie and clyde (motherlesbianinlaw had decided last minute to take alex& chris overnight...woohoo if i had been puttin out,lol...) after breakfast we hit a few stores...coopy found herself at da jewelery store ...i said hmm bout time for new earrings...he said well ya see anything?...i said well two have caught my eye...i get the lady to take em out...1/4 carat diamond hoops and 1/2 carat diamond hoops...i'm like well the 1/4 are nice but i really like da 1/2...he's like get whatever ya want...$$$$$....but alas i went w/ da 1/4 carats cuz i thought the 1/2s were too flashy for everyday wear...lemme tell ya i was kickin myself in da ass all day for not gettin the others.......BUT!!!...muh birfday is next month so i told him now he knows what i want......i'm just yer typical schemin woman, lmao...
ok from here on out my life gets crazy and calms down again after valentines day...its back to back birthdays...christmas and anniversary......i know yer thinkin..woohoo that just means more stories....yes, yes it does,lol...tomorrow is chris' birthday i slaved over his class' cupcake cones today...i'll bring em in tomorrow before learnin centers, actually i gotta go early as to not blow the cover on his surprise...lol...see they do a thing called mystery reader in his class...the 2 kindergarten classes convene and a mystery guest is brought in w/ the aid of a teacher (w/ a box over their head that goes about waist length..)...the kids get like 3 minutes to ask the guest questions like..."are you um ichabods mom?..)...the box will shake yes or no til they get it right or give up...then the person takes da box off...surprise, kids are happy, and the person reads a story to the classes...goofy yet cute,lol...well...motherlesbianinlaw is the mystery reader tomorrow..chris will freak,lol...she went out and bought new clothes and shoes so he couldn't cheat,lol...then tomorrow night she'll take him to the teddy bear factory and he'll get his bear...
da movie stars birthday is thursday, not much goin on there...he got a surround sound system from us for his birthday...hahaha yes its out of the box and all up...freakin thing i hate it,lol...too loud, grrr i need to hear chat dammit,lol...and me and the terror twins will make him a cake thursday...i got a candle that says over da hill in da shape of a headstone and its musical, it plays da funeral march, LOL...
friday night again...da damn christmas party...imma freeze muh lil white arse off i tell ya, wearin a long black tank dress...gotta show up the girlfriend ...
saturday is chris' family party...this one doesn't worry me, just family...will be laughs i'm sure...
but sunday ...ok i've had 7 kids rsvp...including adrianna ...and the final rsvp date is friday...i'm skeered...i was tellin opal i made gary nail da tree to the floor,lmao...OMG...ok since we couldn't go out to da craft store friday night, motherlesbianinlaw offered to go for us and get the crafts for his spawn gathering...we were grateful, we gave her our ideas...she comes here sunday w/ a HUGE bag full of wooden christmas shapes, magnetic strip, paints, glue, scissors, stick-ons, paintbrushes...and (sit-down please...) GLITTER...WTF?????...grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr i coulda choked her i swear...she spent 49 dollars on all that shit and says ok i'm not buyin the cake you're on your own for that, i spent too much on this... WTF!!!...that was sooo not our freakin idea...i hope gary is ready cuz i'm thinkin i feel a debilitating migraine coming on sunday...and omg to make it worse...i asked lisa and da fruit to help...she called today backin out..i dunno her nipples are leakin er' sumfin stupid......anywho...seamus' mom called to rsvp...she asked if parents could stay or if i wanted them just to be dropped off......i said well you're welcome to stay but it's gonna be chaotic..lol...she said she'd be more than happy to stay and give us a hand...god bless her,lol...whoever she is,lol...hey maybe she'll be hot...lol...da coach's daughter is coming and he's effin hot maybe he'll come and stay.....anywho..anyone willing to contribute to the COOPY PADDED CELL FUND...see opal,lol....it'll be sumfin i'm sure...pray for me...please?...lol
okies this is soooooooooooooooooo long...iffin this were yahoo inches i'd be john holmes...woohoo me...lol...yes im an ass...but at least i'm not a jizz guzzlin butt munch..i still laff at dat bro...and yes...keep on muh arse to delete him next thursday...i will...i promise...scouts honor and all dat shit...kk goofballs...lol, muahsss and gropesssssss and see ya'll soon...
coopy
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