jus another week in muh life...
hidey ho ladies n gents...well it's been one hell of a hellatious week so far w/ another one to come so lemme get ta ramblin...
well da evil freakin germ hit da house like a ton of bricks right after i had dat house full of snot nosed ankle biters sunday...chris was spikin a fever left n right spent 2 days at home...to rebound 1 day then be sick da next...torture i tell ya...cakie was down fer da count right along w/ chris...killed me, no midol moments, no lil 2 year old lip, she jus layed on da couch...oh don't you worry tho, she is perfect yet again givin me da baby pms and havin moments left n right..jus w/ a lil remainin cough and a 2 year old demi moore voice......alex remained unscathed throughout da whole thing...and muh dear sweet angel boy timmy...god it hit him hard bout 4 days into it...got really bad saturday and by monday 3 a.m. he was (yes here we go again) cryin that his ear hurt..by the time he could see a doctor it was a double ear infection......he's on da mend finally, has antibiotics and will be racin his red truck all along the damn hardwood floors annoyin da shit outta me in the nearest of future......
kk on da baby fruit front...lisa had her ultrasound friday...only 1 baby thank you dear sweet jesus..we wuz worried there were more than 1, ok ok i wuz worried the most cuz you know who is the one taking care of the baby while she goes and finishes her schoolin in da fall......ya'll knew i need another baby right?...lol...what's another 1?...lol...it's k, just seals my place in da psych ward a lil more..she seems to think she "saw something" on da ultrasound leadin her to believe it's a boy...i personally think she's fulla shit but we will see...i want a girl ...
friday night we got most of our christmas shoppin done...got our layaways off at wal-mart after an hour and a half wait in line ...then paid for our purchases after bout another half hour wait at da checkouts..isn't it just da most wonderful time of year???...hell no i say...the first day of school will always be my personal fave...omg those lil shits have 2 whole weeks off this year...HELP ME PLEASE!!!!...this friday i'll tie up da lose ends shoppin and go out w/ lisa...one can only imagine what we'll run into this year....last year we encountered a man hangin outta his drawers in da mens underwear section (thank god it wasn't womens) of wal-mart...i was speechless peeps...coopy couldn't say nuffin...and lisa was jus laffin and snortin herself into an asthma attack, lmao...
tomorrow night is da christmas concert at school...we'll go walk bout an hour to get to da school, to find standin room only and way ova max capacity, kids will cry, scream, oh yeah sing....then its over, another hour to da car then home...oh joy....lol....grrrrrr
and oh yes this weekend we were hit by another storm..after last weekends 30 inches hey sundays 7 inches was a mere squall in comparison..but a pain in muh damn ass none the less...grrrrrr
man i gotta share this...my mom is seriously losin her mind...not really news she's been this way since god ...well...all muh life..see the woman can never say a phrase the way it's intended...case in point number 1..she was talkin to da movie star on da phone one mornin not too far back here sayin how the weather was affecting her hand...for she has "tenderitis".......uhhuh she meant tendonitis but being afflicted w/ her impairment it came out all wrong...course da movie star near pissed himself w/ laffter but hey,lol...and seein my dad next it made the list of hot topics...dad calls mom on everything her impairment causes her to say....he's a freakin riot, he don't say much but holy god look out when he does...lol...ok impairment case and point #2...(this made my dad roll over in laughter)...mom and dad were talkin bout D-Day..mom says "well yes people will always remember it but nothing like the 9th of september..."...my dad knowing all too well where this was going says..."oh yeah sue...what happened on that day?"...my mom answers.."are you kidding me?..9/11 you asshole..." LMFAO......i'm so not laffin bout what happened ya know dat, jus laffin at my moms stupidity.....lmao, that ones a treasure we'll be talkin bout for some time to come...ranks high w/ da egg salad food poisoning at easter back when i was 7......
so how we all doin folks?..all set 4 da holiday?...i'll say i am til i get a housefull of more people bringin in more evil germs...jus seems i can neva win...i will say timmy being so sick caused me to take da day from spawn class ...woofreakinhoo...
yesterday was a snow day, kids all home buggin da shit outta me...chris was climbin da baby gate and fell his loose front tooth got knocked out.......after he calmed himself we found it, he got excited..we let him fall asleep w/ it then with all the concern over timmy we forgot about it...remembered at 3 a.m when we were up w/ timmy and by then timmy had woken up da whole house, after chris stayed up to spite us he finally started snorin and we knew it was safe...he got a 2 dollar bill cuz neither da movie star nor i had any singles, lmao and this mornin the comentary between alex and chris was bout how da tooth fairy comes and gives money after such a presdious (yeah u knew what i meant...furk spell check!!) honor such as losin a tooth...alex being the comedian says.."how come there isn't a potty fairy...i learned that and i've been doing it all these years for nothing"......goofball...i offered to put him in pull-ups and he changed his tune...LMAO...
well dats bout all i think i can ramble bout fer now....i'm gettin tired, i need to get a second wind here so i can find dat damn tree...i'mma gonna go get a diet coke and a cpl cepacol losenges for this evil germ...nice combo huh?...lol...hey bratty one?...did ya break in da pocket pussy yet?..lmao...oh and i highly recommend dawns harmony.com for da body lotions peeps, i got mine saturday and their creamy coconut although a lil thicker is great, and da cotton candy body lotion ...well heavenly...let's just say i smell so good i'd eat muhself iffin i could......purple sweetie?...take dat status off....i miss ya all da time gf...reeses me misses u 2 gf but we manage to keep in touch...i'll be bouncin still tho....ok muh lil spuds i need to get scootin get a few things done in case i'm up w/ timmy again tonight...poor lil guy..he breaks muh heart he just looks at me and says...mommy you lay w/ me?...mush i tell ya...i'm tellin ya tho that mush will turn to a migraine here in da next day i'll bet, hearin dat red truck on da floors...we aren't talkin no smooth slow paces, i'm talkin at least 30mph...skids n all... god help me...
twistedly insanely yours...
coopy
well da evil freakin germ hit da house like a ton of bricks right after i had dat house full of snot nosed ankle biters sunday...chris was spikin a fever left n right spent 2 days at home...to rebound 1 day then be sick da next...torture i tell ya...cakie was down fer da count right along w/ chris...killed me, no midol moments, no lil 2 year old lip, she jus layed on da couch...oh don't you worry tho, she is perfect yet again givin me da baby pms and havin moments left n right..jus w/ a lil remainin cough and a 2 year old demi moore voice......alex remained unscathed throughout da whole thing...and muh dear sweet angel boy timmy...god it hit him hard bout 4 days into it...got really bad saturday and by monday 3 a.m. he was (yes here we go again) cryin that his ear hurt..by the time he could see a doctor it was a double ear infection......he's on da mend finally, has antibiotics and will be racin his red truck all along the damn hardwood floors annoyin da shit outta me in the nearest of future......
kk on da baby fruit front...lisa had her ultrasound friday...only 1 baby thank you dear sweet jesus..we wuz worried there were more than 1, ok ok i wuz worried the most cuz you know who is the one taking care of the baby while she goes and finishes her schoolin in da fall......ya'll knew i need another baby right?...lol...what's another 1?...lol...it's k, just seals my place in da psych ward a lil more..she seems to think she "saw something" on da ultrasound leadin her to believe it's a boy...i personally think she's fulla shit but we will see...i want a girl ...
friday night we got most of our christmas shoppin done...got our layaways off at wal-mart after an hour and a half wait in line ...then paid for our purchases after bout another half hour wait at da checkouts..isn't it just da most wonderful time of year???...hell no i say...the first day of school will always be my personal fave...omg those lil shits have 2 whole weeks off this year...HELP ME PLEASE!!!!...this friday i'll tie up da lose ends shoppin and go out w/ lisa...one can only imagine what we'll run into this year....last year we encountered a man hangin outta his drawers in da mens underwear section (thank god it wasn't womens) of wal-mart...i was speechless peeps...coopy couldn't say nuffin...and lisa was jus laffin and snortin herself into an asthma attack, lmao...
tomorrow night is da christmas concert at school...we'll go walk bout an hour to get to da school, to find standin room only and way ova max capacity, kids will cry, scream, oh yeah sing....then its over, another hour to da car then home...oh joy....lol....grrrrrr
and oh yes this weekend we were hit by another storm..after last weekends 30 inches hey sundays 7 inches was a mere squall in comparison..but a pain in muh damn ass none the less...grrrrrr
man i gotta share this...my mom is seriously losin her mind...not really news she's been this way since god ...well...all muh life..see the woman can never say a phrase the way it's intended...case in point number 1..she was talkin to da movie star on da phone one mornin not too far back here sayin how the weather was affecting her hand...for she has "tenderitis".......uhhuh she meant tendonitis but being afflicted w/ her impairment it came out all wrong...course da movie star near pissed himself w/ laffter but hey,lol...and seein my dad next it made the list of hot topics...dad calls mom on everything her impairment causes her to say....he's a freakin riot, he don't say much but holy god look out when he does...lol...ok impairment case and point #2...(this made my dad roll over in laughter)...mom and dad were talkin bout D-Day..mom says "well yes people will always remember it but nothing like the 9th of september..."...my dad knowing all too well where this was going says..."oh yeah sue...what happened on that day?"...my mom answers.."are you kidding me?..9/11 you asshole..." LMFAO......i'm so not laffin bout what happened ya know dat, jus laffin at my moms stupidity.....lmao, that ones a treasure we'll be talkin bout for some time to come...ranks high w/ da egg salad food poisoning at easter back when i was 7......
so how we all doin folks?..all set 4 da holiday?...i'll say i am til i get a housefull of more people bringin in more evil germs...jus seems i can neva win...i will say timmy being so sick caused me to take da day from spawn class ...woofreakinhoo...
yesterday was a snow day, kids all home buggin da shit outta me...chris was climbin da baby gate and fell his loose front tooth got knocked out.......after he calmed himself we found it, he got excited..we let him fall asleep w/ it then with all the concern over timmy we forgot about it...remembered at 3 a.m when we were up w/ timmy and by then timmy had woken up da whole house, after chris stayed up to spite us he finally started snorin and we knew it was safe...he got a 2 dollar bill cuz neither da movie star nor i had any singles, lmao and this mornin the comentary between alex and chris was bout how da tooth fairy comes and gives money after such a presdious (yeah u knew what i meant...furk spell check!!) honor such as losin a tooth...alex being the comedian says.."how come there isn't a potty fairy...i learned that and i've been doing it all these years for nothing"......goofball...i offered to put him in pull-ups and he changed his tune...LMAO...
well dats bout all i think i can ramble bout fer now....i'm gettin tired, i need to get a second wind here so i can find dat damn tree...i'mma gonna go get a diet coke and a cpl cepacol losenges for this evil germ...nice combo huh?...lol...hey bratty one?...did ya break in da pocket pussy yet?..lmao...oh and i highly recommend dawns harmony.com for da body lotions peeps, i got mine saturday and their creamy coconut although a lil thicker is great, and da cotton candy body lotion ...well heavenly...let's just say i smell so good i'd eat muhself iffin i could......purple sweetie?...take dat status off....i miss ya all da time gf...reeses me misses u 2 gf but we manage to keep in touch...i'll be bouncin still tho....ok muh lil spuds i need to get scootin get a few things done in case i'm up w/ timmy again tonight...poor lil guy..he breaks muh heart he just looks at me and says...mommy you lay w/ me?...mush i tell ya...i'm tellin ya tho that mush will turn to a migraine here in da next day i'll bet, hearin dat red truck on da floors...we aren't talkin no smooth slow paces, i'm talkin at least 30mph...skids n all... god help me...
twistedly insanely yours...
coopy
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