ok guys early coopy mail...i'm bored...

ok i'm dyin here...dave ya killin me..my kids are just lookin at me like i'm nutz i'm laffin so hard...lmao..well he does need special attention ..teeth er' not ..n hell ya won but uh...i was wearin dat cotton candy ya done ran off w/ in victory...

ok folks, other than this status crack up...i'm bored outta muh freakin skull...you're all either bravin the last minute christmas rush, makin cookies, wrappin..or hey dare i not forget...in da damn trees....lol...hellifiknow where yall are but fuck i'm all alone ...

so instead of talkin to muhself..i'll put self aside n start ramblin..

well hell lets see, i told ya my week would get worse didn't i?..well since then...timmys medicine quit on him a day into it, i had to call the damn doctor who thankfully trusted me enough not to wanna see him n just switched his antibiotic..hmm what else, oh yes..i hadda get chris an hour into his school day friday on account of his ear hurtin..he goes to da docs, yuppers ear infection...and...confirmed strep...holy cripes i can't win...da movie star is on an antibiotic now for an ear infection too...they're all back to bouncin off da walls n annoyin da shit outta me well cept for hubby but he's just a big baby,lol...

got hit w/ some huge news on thursday..apparently my sisters fruit didn't learn his lesson da first time n got arrested for stealin..he'll be in jail for christmas n half of next month ...what can i say?..i lost faith, i feel shitty for her n i can't do a darn thing to help but to listen...grrr fuckin grrr...of course she thinks he'll change but we all know how dat goes...anywho...i'll be extra clowny on christmas day to try cheerin her up....

i actually think i'm havin a quiet christmas...well christmas eve at least...motherlesbianinlaw informed me that all da other people we invited ova for christmas eve weren't gonna be able to make it..nice of em to tell me huh?....but that she'd still be coming..prolly bringin casey too i'd asume..so dats good it'll just be us..christmas day after about oh 6 excedrin migraine,lol...(watch out i just may force muhself to take dat creepy medicine) my parents n lisa will come ova for turkey dinner ..uhhuh at muh house.....w/ da kids preoccupied w/ all dat stuff dat fat jolly man brought em..who knows what might happen ...motherlesbianinlaw will prolly come ova too..again..lol..oh hell i spose dats da holidays fer ya huh?...lol...christmas day is usually a riot cuz alex n chris get to go "shoppin" at da dollar store w/ a list n money...they buy for us, grands, n godparents...then that day they give em...omg you'd die at some of the things they pick out..i think they got my sister white eyeshadow one year, n my dad a pair of socks...lmao..i'm always kept in da dark cuz i like to peek,lol...so i'm clueless as to whats goin down again this year,lol..

i am really excited about christmas, really i am,lol...kids have most everything they've asked for, cakies gonna be a blast this year..we went to da mall thursday night n she sat on his lap, told him she wanted a doll n gave him a hug...timmy coulda cared less,lol...he was like yeah whatever just gimme good stuff i've been sick i deserve it ya fat bastard,lol...i'm good at readin muh kids,lol...bad thing is...we haven't wrapped anything for em yet..thinkin it'll happen tonight er' tomorrow night..w/ tomorrow night bein cookie night too ..i wrapped hubbys today..wasn't too much just alotta clothes..i figure i'm good at clothes cuz he certainly won't buy em he'll just wear the old shit w/ fourty nine thousand rips n holes in em....he's good for a christmas goose too ..

ok bigtime ventin here...i'm home w/ all 4 til january 5th ..i will definitely need one of two things...either a vacation...or a purty white jacket that ties in da back occupanied by a padded cell..i'm honestly tryin to get him to take me somewhere for our anniversary in february but it's not lookin good,lol..i'll keep tryin, maybe he'll just send me w/out him by the time i get through...hey that could work too,lol...

i'm diggin here into da brain...tryin to think of anything new goin on or anything hilarious...the kids were pretty much down fer da count last week so nothing really funny came from them..ohhhhh i um had an encounter w/ a fire extinguisher on thursday...but i'm not givin details,lol...all i'll say is i um almost burnt muh house up but luckily tragedy was adverted..lmao, ok yes theres so much more to dat story but um i ain't tellin,lol...hey i still had muh eggs dat day,lol...

kk imma cuttin dis one short, gonna go lay down wiff bonnie n clyde n have muhself a lil nap so that i'm well rested for another long night...i hope yall have the best christmas ever...wishing you lots of excedrin n smiles...eat alotta turkey, think of me n what i'm prolly doin,lol...just laugh wheneva ya read some assembly required...n last but not least..BE SURE TO DRINK YOUR OVALTINE!!!!!...yes peeps 24 hours,lol...tune in...n talk to ya before n after...count on dat!!...

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